Game Thread (9/14/2022): Brewers (Burnes) at Cardinals (Wainwright) - 6:45 PM CDT

[yourout]

Wonder how often Albert has to pee in a cup?

 

[yourout]

This feels like the Dodger series all over...

Unexpected shutout win followed by the big guns getting hammered.

[BruisedCrew]

Biggest DP threat in MLB history and Burnes hangs a slider to him. 

[BruisedCrew]

6 minutes ago, yourout said:

Wonder how often Albert has to pee in a cup?

 

Considering his age he probably has to get up 3 or 4 times in the middle of the night anyway. 

[SomewhereInTime]

These FS1 announcers are absolutely flabbergasted that a team has one run on five hits.  What does it take to get baseball announcers who regularly watch baseball games?

[yfinn6]

It really looked like Arenado could have caught that. 

[MoreTrife]

I despise Wainwright and Molina. Hey grampy poos, it was outside! Keep staring at the ump.

[The stache]

I can’t stand them either. I’m so tired of the gushing, especially about Molina. Johnny Bench he isn’t. 

[The stache]

0 for 4 with RISP. Le sigh. 

[Nola Beery]

Late to the party, but I get the idea that the universe, fates, &c. are going to give the dirty birds a win no matter how well we play.

I am tired of the FS1 gushing over the birds.  bughghghghghg! 

[The stache]

Hang on to your knickers. I don’t like seeing Arendao with a runner on. 

[Nola Beery]

Undecided about the baby blue unis.

[Nola Beery]

The FS1 announcers' deal with that fan's almost sexual relationship  with the nacho dish did make me chortle.

 

[Nola Beery]

A Wainwright only strike. 

 

[yourout]

1 run on 8 hits is very inefficient baseball.

[HarryDoyle]

Come on, Levering, you make it sound like Rowdy just hit a no doubt grand slam and it wasn't even close. Thanks for getting my hopes up for half a second.

[BruisedCrew]

Levering got pretty excited about a ball that was about 10 feet short of the warning track. 

[Simba2020]

Just now, BruisedCrew said:

Levering got pretty excited about a ball that was about 10 feet short of the warning track. 

Only 10?

[Nola Beery]

Sorry I'm stuck with either FS1's announcers or the WTMJ guys who are about a minute behind reality.

[BruisedCrew]

Now he says the ball really isn’t carrying tonight. 
 

That is usually followed shortly by a 450 foot HR. 

[The stache]

For the other team.

[jason21nl]

Oh yeah…..definitely not carrying…..

[yourout]

Feels like it's going to take some last inning magic to win this one.

[BruisedCrew]

Ball isn’t carrying well. 
 

Unless you hit it hard. 

[The stache]

0 for 5 with RISP.
 

Wainright and his walker slowly effort to the dugout, happy as a clam.

I really hate knowing that I’m going to have to watch not one, but two Hall of Famers the Cardinals acquired for a number more years. And the Cardinals fans will wax poetic about them.