What's new, Elijah Dukes? (accused of slapping pregnant exâ?¦reply #69)

[yogallardo43]

Elijah Dukes and a 17 year-old girl are going to have a baby. What is wrong with this guy. Reports say that a friend and the girl told Dukes about the

pregnancy and Dukes responded by throwing a Gatorade bottle at them. YIKES!!

[NastyTwig]

Now, now. I'm sure that Elijah was just making sure that the mother of his future child was properly hydrated.

 

This guy needs a show on VH1.

[yogallardo43]

I'm looking for a link.

[razzzorsharp]

You dead dawg!

[ccbrew]

Link

 

Just allegations at this point, who knows what will come of it.

[Point Beer Is Best]

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Reports say that a friend and the girl told Dukes about the pregnancy and Dukes responded by throwing a Gatorade bottle at them. YIKES!!

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He probably couldn't be bothered - he had a video game to finish.

[crewcrazy]

Yeah, the Nationals are smart for trying to trade for the guy. I'm sure the Rays would take a Single-A scrub for him right now.

[Brian the Automator]

[ Just allegations at this point, who knows what will come of it. ]

 

About 8 pounds and 5-10 years.

[aracko]

Due to the fact that it is a foster child, I believe the state gets to decide if they want to press charges. This could very well be the end of Elijah Dukes. Good Riddence.

[brettac1]

Elijah Dukes and a 17 year-old girl are going to have a baby. What is wrong with this guy. Reports say that a friend and the girl told Dukes about the pregnancy and Dukes responded by throwing a Gatorade bottle at them. YIKES!!

 

Eek.

 

Not too cool. The Gatorade bottle I find mildly amusing, the impregnating of a 17 year old not so much.

[Crewin06]

Is Dukes trying to be able to field a football team at this point.

 

What is he 20 years old and already has 4 kids with another one on the way.

[danzig6767]

Looks like Shawn Kemp must have been his role model as a kid.Maybe in a few years he can break Kemp's record of making the most amount of babies by different mothers.

[JoeHova]

What about Steve Garvey, he has even more out of wedlock kids than Kemp does, but Kemp's the one who is always brought up.

[homer]

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Detectives believe the sex was consensual and no crime was commited, but the incident has sparked a state investigation into the foster home.

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I guess age of consent in FLA is 16.

[JoeHova]

I thought most states didn't press charges when one of the parties was 17. I could be wrong though.

[brettac1]

What about Steve Garvey, he has even more out of wedlock kids than Kemp does, but Kemp's the one who is always brought up.

 

Well, Garvey's a white dude with a nice smile and is beloved by the media, but I digress.

[danzig6767]

What about Steve Garvey, he has even more out of wedlock kids than Kemp does, but Kemp's the one who is always brought up.

 

My bad,then it looks like Dukes has even more work to do if he wants to be the king baby maker in pro sports.

[homer]

Garvey has more than seven kids out of wedlock?

 

Bumper sticker in San Diego during Garvey's exploits:

 

Garvey is not my Padre

 

 

He had three women knocked up simultaneously.

[SheetsCyYoung04]

How close is Dukes to being able to plead insanity?

 

Dukes Provides Killer Instinct Rays Have Been Lacking

[Kurt]

You'd think you'd put on a condom if you are going to cheat on your wife with 20 or 30 women.

[Brian the Automator]

I'd like to thank Elijah Dukes for taking some heat off the Brewers tonight.

[mothershipconnection]

Doesn't Garvey have 3 illegitimate kids while Kemp has seven? No matter, as neither has the powerful seed of Evander Holyfield or Willie Anderson. Dukes is a prodigy, though. He could be the one the prophecies of Wilt the Stilt spoke of.

[bigredrobbo]

Now THAT'S what you call bringing embarrassment to a club. Not being no-hit by a phenom pitcher...

[geothite]

I know the new sport in America is to find folks guilty before all the facts, or even before any facts are in, but since this is a felony that could end someones life could everyone wait before declaring the guy a criminal.

 

Also, I am not an old hand around here but what does this have to do with baseball. I know the guy is baseball player but other then that I just cannot see the relevancy. It is a great gossip item but I don't know what it has to do with the Brewers or the game of baseball.

Sorry if I violated some board rule.

[JoeHova]

I thought I heard that Garvey had 9.

 

Anyway, no athlete can hold a candle to Screaming Jay Hawkins (of "I Put A Spell On You" fame). Jay had between 50 & 75 known kids at the time of his death at age 70 in 2000. That is entering Ramesses the Great territory (the pharaoh was said to have 110 kids). Still, both of them are put to shame by Ismail Ibn Sharif, a 17th century Sultan of Morocco who had over 800 children. That averages out to over 2 birthdays every day of the year! I wonder if he ever even met all of his kids, much less knew them well.