Even More Most Awesome Simpsons Quotes

[splitterpfj]

I can't pick a favorite, this list rocks!

 

http://blogzarro.com/?p=223

[Crazyk1294]

My new favorite!

[craigharmann]

Save me Jeebus is a classic! Actually the whole Jeebus episode is hilrious and classic as almost all the Simpsons episodes are.

[Fatter than Joey]

"There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling" -Comic Book Guy

[Team Canada]

.. man, that link had me dying. So many good ones.

 

A couple other favorites:

 

I'm no genius... or are I?

Last diddly-ast"!? He's gone, and it's all somebody's fault!

Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!

[Baldkin]

"I thought the cop was a prostitute." ~Homer J.

[trwi7]

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.

Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

[hawing]

Some Ralph gems:

 

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!

 

Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

 

I'm happy (changes tone) and angry!

 

 

I also enjoy the exchange when the Simpsons go to Bronson, Missouri (en route to Branson):

 

Bronson Kid: Hey Ma, can I have some cookies?

Bronson Ma: No dice.

Bronson Kid: This ain't over.

[sbrylski]

"Please pay for your purchases and get out and come again" - Apu

[Pedro]

"Ah the Luftwaffe. The Washington Generals of the History Channel." --Homer Simpson

[PKBadger]

Homer (to Bart): Do you want to be called Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJu!

[hawing]

Homer: That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find a half an hour a week in which to get funky. I've got to get out of this rut and back into the groove!

 

[jwill535]

Homer "Christian charity?!? What does a porn star have to do with this."

[rwa12]

My favorite was not listed..it was Homer's only loveletter to Marge "Marge...I don't know if it's the beer talking, but you've got a butt that won't quit...they've got these big chewy pretzels here...mwawrasdr...five dollars? Get outta here."

[hawing]

This isn't a quote...but I could watch Sideshow Bob step on a rake, get slammed in the face by the handle, and audibly shudder/moan for the whole night. (And not only because FOX 47 happened to air that episode tonight.)

 

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[Point Beer Is Best]

Homer: How come things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?

[Schlitz001]

The fact that I can say these two words randomly and usually get the correct response..........."Dental Plan"

[jaybird2001wi]

Lisa Needs Braces

Dental Plan

Lisa needs braces

Dental Plan

*Coworker drops pencil in Homer's buttcrack*

Hey, I am trying to think here.

Dental Plan

Lisa needs braces.

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If we lose the Dental Plan, then I will have to pay for Lisa's braces!

[jaybird2001wi]

There is a crayon in my brain?

*points finger at heart*

[splitterpfj]

Another Batch

[pogokat]

Homer: ah, $20. I wanted a peanut.

Homer's brain: $20 can but lots of peanuts

homer: 'splain how?

homer's brain: Money can be used to exchange good and sevices

homer: woohoo

[splitterpfj]

"See that, Boy, that's 83 cents of pure profit."

 

"But Dad, all that bacon cost 27 dollars."

 

"AAAAHHHH, but your mother paid for that!"

[craigharmann]

Another one of my faves (from the movie) Homer: Spider-pig, spider-pig, does whatever a spider-pig does.

[NeedMoreFans]

Homer singing: Max Power, he's the man who's name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch!

[Schlitz001]

Couple more of my favorites,

 

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen. "

 

Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

Postman: "OK Mr Burns, what's your first name?"

Homer: "I... don't know."

 

Bart: "And I'll take up smoking and give that up."

Homer: "Good job son, giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever do. Have a dollar."

Lisa: "But he didn't even do anything!"

Homer: "Didn't he Lisa? Didn't he?"