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I said jokingly a few days ago in the Non-Brewers IGT the Marlins would beat the Mets with their secret weapon, Wes Helms.

 

Thanks for doing your part, Wes.

"When a piano falls on Yadier Molina get back to me, four letter." - Me, upon reading a ESPN update referencing the 'injury-plagued Cardinals'
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Seriously, where are all the people folks complaining about how fat and useless he supposedly is?

 

apparently all it takes is one shaky mets bullpen to make wes look downright kapler-esque.

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My dog's name is Wesley Raymond Helms! Very fitting for this thread. Here is a picture of him:

 

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk3/weshelmsfan/Summer08055.jpg

 

Wes is awesome!

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Yeah. I've got to admit, I'll never blaspheme Wes ever again! Consider the Wet Ramp issue dead and buried, as far as I'm concerened.

 

Hell, this new emotion is so foreign to me, I'm not sure how to react to success as a Brewer fan.

 

I just peed myself, if that helps...

"So if this fruit's a Brewer's fan, his ass gotta be from Wisconsin...(or Chicago)."
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All day I kept thinking Mota would come on and give up the game...and the Mets fans would go nuts that their villified cast off would cost us the game. Then our villified cast off comes up and delivers the big dong. Unreal...way to go Wes!!!
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I still hate Wes Helms. I may consider not referring to him as Fatty anymore. Still doesn't make up for the 2 game winning hits he had against us last year. If not for that we may have been in the playoffs last year.

Fan is short for fanatic.

I blame Wang.

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True story.

 

Mets tied it at 2. My brother says "This can't happen...not again" and I said "No worries, Wes Helms owes us... if he is available to pinch hit... good things will happen..."

 

Then we had a good laugh.

 

Then, 45 minutes later...

 

God Bless Wes Helms.

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The irony of Wes Helms playing a role in the Brewers getting the Wild Card. . .Very funny.

 

Was Jeffrey Hammonds in the stands?

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In an interview on XM after the game yesterday, Helms made some comments about Brewer fans and how they tend to boo everyone that use to play for the Brewers. He mentioned that he heard they did the same thing for Jenkins (I thought Jenkins got mostly cheered when he came back this year). Helms wondered if he would finally get cheered the next time he played at Milwaukee.

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