Tigers (Turnbull) vs Brewers (Lauer): 4/25/23, 6:40pm

[Brock Beauchamp]

Woof. The Crew badly needs a good start from Lauer. The Tigers are literally the worst offensive team in baseball (one might even say they're offensive) with only 64 runs scored. There's no excuse to be losing against this team two nights in a row.

[treego14]

We shall turn and pull many throws from Turnbull … with power!

This will help Lauer!

This will be the Brewers hour!

Tigers will be sour!

[treego14]

Bing AI’s game poem:

Tonight the Brewers face the Tigers
In a game of skill and might
The pitchers are the key players
Lauer for the blue and Turnbull for the white

Lauer is a veteran sensation
With a fastball and a curve
He hopes to lead his team to victory
And show the fans his nerve

Turnbull is a veteran ace
With a slider and a sinker
He wants to shut down the Brewers' offense
And make them all blinkers

Who will win this epic duel?
Who will hit the most homers?
Who will strike out the most batters?
Who will be the gloomers?

Tune in to watch the game unfold
And cheer for your favorite team
It's going to be a thrilling night
Of baseball and of dreams

[Brewcrew82]

Tigers are also the worst team in baseball against LHP. No excuses tonight or tomorrow. Just get it done. 

[Samurai Bucky]

I think this is the only time in my life I have gone to back-to-back games.  Lauer needs to fill up the zone tonight.

[willie key]

They might want to think about winning this game tonight

[markedman5]

Here is some good news

 

[yourout]

Lauer is so frustrating.

[tonyei31]

Looks like we will be lucky to get 5 out of Lauer, best case scenario

[jason21nl]

This crap is getting old fast

[markedman5]

Jesus *****

[yfinn6]

The highs and lows of a baseball season. Feeling good going into the Seattle series.. get the W despite Mitchell's injury. And now I'm back into 2022 mode where the team is just not fun to watch. 

[HarryDoyle]

Can we go back on the road?

[duewizard]

Oh come on Lauer

[markedman5]

Solo homers are one thing…….3 run blasts are quite another 

[adambr2]

8 hours ago, Brewcrew82 said:

Tigers are also the worst team in baseball against LHP. No excuses tonight or tomorrow. Just get it done. 

 

[yourout]

Complete crap for command.

Vertically everything in the zone is right in the wheelhouse.

[yourout]

This feels like an eight to one ass kicking.

[duewizard]

6 minutes ago, tonyei31 said:

Looks like we will be lucky to get 5 out of Lauer, best case scenario

Its starting to look like 3

[BruisedCrew]

The Brewers are heading into a real danger zone. Between pitchers who are injured and those who are ineffective the staff is a far cry from what is needed to support the mediocre offense. 

[BruisedCrew]

1 minute ago, duewizard said:

Its starting to look like 3

Do I hear 2?

[jason21nl]

This team went from so much fun to watch to garbage real quick

[BruisedCrew]

So much for the horrible Tigers offense. 

[yourout]

Way to put it on a tee for them Eric.

[adambr2]

And here I thought the Pirates were the NL Central mirage. Whoops.