5/4/07 Pirates (Maholm) @ Brewers (Vargas): HAIKU NIGHT

[don1481]

Ow that stinks, Bucky

Who'd-a thought your BOOBS would chafe?

Fine I'll stop with boobshttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/frown.gif

[thablingster]

Must type in haiku

Vargas, pound meat for a win

We cheer the Brew Crew!

[don1481]

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Must type in haiku

Vargas, pound meat for a W

We cheer the Brew Crew!

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Surely you must notice

that W counts different

Than win... edit ithttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif

[owbc]

sold out crowd tonight

is it the dollar hot dogs?

or a winning team?

[don1481]

Good question, obsessedwith

I know it's not the beer there

Six bucks? What a joke!

[thablingster]

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Surely you must notice

that W counts different

Than win... edit ithttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif

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Forgive my failure

I apply psychology

English not for me

[brewtank34]

Vargas Dominates

The bucs will go home crying

starting a new streak

[valpocrewsader]

Pirates can suck it

We should destroy them each game

Pirates can suck it

[sgtcluels]

Vargas Our True Ace?

Is Vargas Injury Prone?

Hope Springs Attorney

[cruiserx43]

Be realistic

Cannot post a statistic

Quite pessimistic

 

Haiku I hate you

Hope Pirates don't take first 2

Must win for the Crew!

 

Hall and Weeks will rake

But Hardy will take the cake

Losing I can't take

 

If we lose this game

Ned Yost of course gets the blame

Sometimes this gets lame

 

 

 

My Haikus will ryhme

I try for it all the time

Tough to do sometime

[nsimps]

Pirates must be beat.

John Kruk must be proven wrong.

Bill Hall must go deep.

[IslandsAC]

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Vargas Our True Ace?

Is Vargas Injury Prone?

Hope Springs Attorney

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Haha, LOL!

I might buy the DVD

for ClueLs myself!

[hawing]

Pogo, can I ask

Why? That's something we all say

Let us have our fun!

 

Please remember that

Women post and chat here too.

Boobs...not a fun chant.

[BuckyTuba]

jealous of my mom

she has tickets for tonight

and my dad ushers

[IslandsAC]

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Please remember that

Women post and chat here too.

Boobs...not a fun chant.

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Can I speak frankly?

I see where you're coming from

(Though Gilmore Girls Stinks) http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif

 

But consider some

Alternative cheers: Male parts

Don't have the same ring!

[IslandsAC]

Is anyone else

Counting numbers on fingers

While reading these posts?

 

What a beautiful

Tribute to Japanese art

And Milwaukee sports.

 

BrewerFan.Net:

A melting pot of cultures,

You've done it again.

[ccbrew]

The haiku police

Will be on my case for that

Poem with poor form

[JumpinMacFlash]

I skipped class today.

I'd never wrote a haiku,

I needed practice.

[don1481]

CC, you are right

I am calling you on it

Six-syllable line!

 

Is the offender

Therefore declared the loser

Of haiku post night?http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif

[EdgarDiazRocks]

How Can This Be Fun?

Padding Post Total Harder

Than Screaming Just "Nice"

[TooLiveBrew]

Pittsburgh's Pat Maholm,

lefty that Bill Hall mashes,

will be the loser

[1992casey]

Jenkins Hart Hall Mench

One heck of a fine outfield

Brewers win with them

 

Gross Bush Estrada

Cappy Vargas Cordero

Fine Doug Melvin trades

 

Wait till we describe

In-game action with Haiku

Should be riveting

[trwi7]

The Brewers will win

Why? Because I said they will

I am psychic Bob

[craigharmann]

Wife and I have tix

Get a Gantner bobblehead

Eat hot dogs..how fun!

 

I will miss the fun

Reading all these crazy posts

Will read them later.

[sheethead]

Vargas work faster

Throwing more strikes and less balls

Vargas work faster

 

Brewers with ten hits

More be fine, less is the pits

Hall get up, get out...