If the Brewers were a beer

[Paulus88]

Here's an article comparing the players to a beer counterpart. I thought some of them were pretty good.

 

Link

 

Anyone have any more?

[sheethead]

Nice find!

 

Jody Gerut/Bud Light Lime: It seemed good that one time you tried it, so you keep trying it despite it being not that good.

[joepepsi]

Those are great!

[logan82]

I would compare the team to a very bitter IPA. You really like it but it makes you wince.

 

Edmonds/Miller Lite. Used to be good but once you are introduced to other beers you realize it just isn't very good.

[jjkoestler]

Awesome list. I particularly like the CC/Spotted Cow comparison

 

Fat Tire//Trevor Hoffman - Really excited to get it at first, but the novelty has worn off and there is much better beer available.

 

Corona/JJ Hardy - Drunk college girls love it

 

Sparks/Rickie Weeks - High energy, but it will give you a stomach ache

 

Guinness/Prince Fielder - Heavy and delicious

[zurch1818]

Guinness/Axford - A dark bear that is as powerful as his fastball. Oh, and his mustache. I can just hear him say "brilliant."

http://api.ning.com/files/PqcUpVYUak0ZBouRLAFH*Vv6dcaCcxNh5TG0mFDa1GOtD4knYEglX7KxoI1IBHNnW9144GJosEGCawtoL0HchkonKnYfiO4a/brilliant.jpg

[Shootkick1000]

Claudio Vargas – Beck’s Amber. Tasted real good late last summer when anything different was worth a try, but the more you keep using it, the worse it is, and the stupider you feel for ordering it up.

 

[Thurston Fluff]

Mitch Stetter- Miller highlife. It's good for one thing (cooking brats) and one thing only but often gets used for other things.

Matt LaPorta- Zima. sounded good at the time but was willing to give it away without trying it and are glad we did.

[TooLiveBrew]

I would compare the team to a very bitter IPA. You really like it but it makes you wince.

 

Nice! I'm not sure I can come up with anything too witty, but I'll give it a try.

 

Budweiser = St. Louis Cardinals: Self-proclaimed royalty that in reality is just annoying & trashy

[Buckylovesbeer]

I would compare the team to a very bitter IPA. You really like it but it makes you wince.

 

Nice! I'm not sure I can come up with anything too witty, but I'll give it a try.

 

Budweiser = St. Louis Cardinals: Self-proclaimed royalty that in reality is just annoying & trashy

Nice work buddy.

[milwaukeesportsfan]

Manny Parra = High Life light. I used to think it sucked, but after giving it another chance, it's actually pretty good.

 

Jeff Suppan = MGD 64. It used to be really good, but now it sucks. I miss MGD Light.

[cnycerveceros]

Pittsburgh Pirates = Rolling Rock.

It'll give you the runs.

[YoGasKpose]

Ken Macha/Harp Lager--In spite of its pedigree and brewers' reputation, it's never as satisfying as its counterparts.

[RobDeer 45]

Rob Deer/Tequilla - Go big or go home!

[davemakovec]

Chicago Cubs=PBR - they both won something more than a century ago, and despite the horrible taste, it's really popular among people with questionable proclivities.

[InsomniacInkRoss]

Craig Counsell/High Life: You have seen it everywhere, it's unchanged, your old man likes it too

[TooLiveBrew]

Chicago Cubs=PBR - they both won something more than a century ago, and despite the horrible taste, it's really popular among people with questionable proclivities.

This is ... awesome. http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/laugh.gif

[diener34]

Casey McGehee- Milwaukee's Best Ice.

 

Been around awhile, not given much love, but is a heavy hitter and is reliable.

[SheetsCyYoung04]

I cant imagine anything else other than Arrogant Bastard Ale for Ryan Braun; a strong Southern California ale that backs up its name by being pretty good

[Funketown]

I cant imagine anything else other than Arrogant Bastard Ale for Ryan Braun; a strong Southern California ale that backs up its name by being pretty good

You beat me too it. Perhaps Carlos Zambrano is Double Bastard Ale.

 

Hoffman:

Unibroue La Fin du Monde (The End of the World). Well, at least the end of the game.

[stalton]

Coffey: Redhead Red... The name says it all.

 

Axford: 90 minute IPA.. Strong Full-Bodied Beer that was decimate you

 

and I want to add "DG" to the Prince/Red Stripe comparison