Euphemisms for the #2

[LouisEly]

So what's your favorite euphemism for "the deuce"? "Pinch a loaf", "burn a mule", "launch a submarine", "make a growler", or "do some construction". I heard one a month or two ago that cracked me up, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was. It wasn't "dropping the kids off at the pool", but was along those lines.

[Brian the Automator]

growing a tail.

[DuWayne Steurer]

Shoot dirt. Push mud.

[lcbj68c]

Lead the Browns to the Super Bowl is my favorite

[bacon06]

Grumpy. Taking a T for a G. (As in, timeout for a grumpy.)

[chuckiehacks]

Turnin' two.

[RayKingsForemanGrill]

Droppin' deuces, doin' the big job...

[Menotti80]

i like using the word dump. (take a dump, dumping, dumped)

 

dropping a bomb is also another good one.

[mothershipconnection]

Bombing toilet harbor.

[stoutdude04]

taking a "doop"

[PKBadger]

LouisEly, the one that I've heard is "dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool".

[Ralph Wiggum]

After a night of drinking...

 

"Makin' some keg-drop soup"

[Jopal78]

And with this thread its official this site now appeals to the lowest common denominator.

[recte44]

Taking a GAC.

[bigredrobbo]

I'm just off for a quick Eartha...

[jordanmuehl]

Lead the Browns to the Super Bowl is my favorite

 

I actually LOL'd at this one.

[GAME05]

you know it's the offseason when....

 

when I was hiking I'd always say I was going to go "drop a few pounds"

[brewerjamie15]

Wow. And this ladies and gentlemen is what it's come to.

May we please get the season started? I believe things have hit a new low here.

 

 

you guys make me proud.

[brewerjamie15]

Oh, and I forgot to add mine.

 

Look at your buddy and say "I gotta go take a you."

[zurch1818]

lose a quick pound.

[iluvlamp]

Pooping.

[gypcasino]

Heave a Havana

[Leinie Lodge]

Drop Anchor

[burniebrewer]

Well, as long as this thread is considered to be a new low, I need to be a part of it...

 

I saw one online that I'd never heard before:

 

Make a Minnesota hand warmer.

[LouisEly]

Make a Minnesota hand warmer

 

Yeah, I thought the Browns one was the winner until I read this one.